Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Christmas cracker

today me and Jane made a pepper pig Christmas cracker. We made it with Miss Nalder.

Peni the pirate

“Ahoy there matey” yelled Peni  the Pirate as he stabbed his hook into the air!

Peni the pirate has very smelly breath and very yucky toe jams that make me want to vomit. He also has snot dripping down to his hairy mustache. And he never washes himself and he never

goes to the toilet. Guess what? He also has yellow teeth. He goes looking for  treasure.

He also has a rotten hat and rotten clothes and black rotten shoes.  He also has a hook as a leg and arm.